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Alonzo BoddenI wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.
Alonzo BoddenI was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time.
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Alonzo Bodden