If there's something I feel certain of, it is that we're not very aware of each other and that's largely because of social media.

I feel like being on Broadway will convince my mother that my theater degree was worth it.

You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well, let me tell you something: It’s all poop in about 12 hours, okay? The real power that food has is its ability to connect human beings to each other -- that’s the stuff right there and, to me, everything else is secondary to that.

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.

Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.