I don't like to be polarizing. It's not who I am.

I feel like being on Broadway will convince my mother that my theater degree was worth it.

If you're good with a knife, you don't need your eyes.

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.