The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.

My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.

The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.

I'm too tired to hate.

All that [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

I played every bad guy in Shakespeare.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.