If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New York for a while [it will make people sick].

Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.'

I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so I'm pretty grateful for that and I thank him for that. But I'm also thankful for the people that put the food on the table.

Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful.

I never rated my cuddle factor, but I expect it's pretty low.

A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.