I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what is being done with it.

Good service can save a bad meal, but there is no level of food that can save bad service.

The thing that helped me get into the film business was that I went to school in Athens, Georgia and managed to get on, um, working on music videos for a band called R.E.M. and that kind of opened up a lot of doors for me.

I grill, therefore I am.

The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.

Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets heat out of the oven. That means the turkey will take longer to cook... so don't touch that door!

I never rated my cuddle factor, but I expect it's pretty low.