Good service can save a bad meal, but there is no level of food that can save bad service.

I'm just sitting around thinking about turkey.

We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. This is insanity. Feed yourselves. Feed your loved ones. And for God's sake feed your children.

I grill, therefore I am.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

I'm too tired to hate.

I feel a strong wakeup call and need to build social connections.