Last year, I made a refrigerator in my basement. And I needed to because I needed to figure how - you know there is no such thing as 'cold.' There is only less heat.

I never rated my cuddle factor, but I expect it's pretty low.

A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying.

I'm not a slave driver or a yeller. I was yelled at in kitchens and other workplaces.

The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.

A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.