I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

I'm prickly. I fuss over every single detail.

I looked for a very long time, knowing that it had to happen, but it took me a long time to find someone with the same background and whatnot and I finally found him

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don't know what I'm talking about

The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.

Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.