Good service can save a bad meal, but there is no level of food that can save bad service.
Alton BrownThe way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.
Alton BrownA home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying.
Alton BrownSlicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
Alton Brown