It feels so weird to be able to just kind of buy things when I want them or need them.

I only saw fire and chandeliers and smoke. No people. Not the room. Not even a time frame. Do you know how many chandeliers there are in the south wing alone? What was I supposed to do? Tell everyone to avoid chandeliers forever?

At that moment I didn't particularly care if a band of raging marauders tried to do her in,but if there were frequent attacks on her "castle," I thought I should know.

That's kind of creepy.

You know, back in the day, when a guy saved a Princess's life, she would reward him with a kiss.

This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn’t on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all.

Can I cut off your head?" "Are you asking for my permission?