I’m not a bloody cockroach. What’s all this about? What are you trying to find out?

I don't care where I come from or who you are. I can make you happy, and you make me happy. We could have a happily ever after.

Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.

You know, back in the day, when a guy saved a Princess's life, she would reward him with a kiss.

It smelled pretty rank, but I was getting used to the smell of death, as much as anyone could get used to it.

Being liked for the way you looked is worse than not being liked at all.

I’m not a bloody cockroach. What’s all this about? What are you trying to find out?