This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn’t on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all.

I have a screened in porch, and it's nice to curl up with a book outside when it's raining, especially an old battered classic like 'Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.

He kissed me desperately, like a drowning man and I was his oxygen.

No! If you die, I die! You asked me to spend forever with you, and I'm going to!

You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.

I don't think I've ever really had a home before, not until I met you.

I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.