It never hurts for potential opponents to think you're more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket, much less hold on to it.

I dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way I am drawing at two different flushes.

If you are going to bluff, make it a big one.

My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear.

Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker.

Sometimes the lambs slaughter the butcher.

You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once.