Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.

HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.