Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

PREDESTINATION, n. The doctrine that all things occur according to programme. . . . not be confused with that of foreordination. The difference is great enough to have deluged Christendom with ink, to say nothing of the gore.