Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure

Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

LICKSPITTLE, n. A useful functionary, not infrequently found editing a newspaper . . . the lickspittle is only the blackmailer under another aspect, although the latter is frequently found as an independent species.

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.