Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
Habit: A shackle for the free.
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly ("Musca maledicta"). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us.
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.