Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure

RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.

LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.

The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.

ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.