PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.
A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient
Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting