LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.

ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.