Damning, with bell, book and candle / Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal. / A rite permitting Satan to enslave him / Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.

Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.