WRATH, n. Anger of a superior quality and degree, appropriate to exalted characters and momentous occasions; as, "the wrath of God," "the day of wrath," etc. . . .

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.

Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by stenography.