PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.
Ambrose BierceInsurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
Ambrose BierceRATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
Ambrose BierceHEART, n. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments . . . . It is now known that sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid.
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