For peace of mind, I will lie about any thing at any time.

I could claim any number of high-flown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dogs behavior... But maybe, it’s that they’re dog, and that’s what dogs do.

He could not wait to get rid of them so he could enjoy remembering them.

The year I began to say vahz instead of vase, a man I barely knew nearly accidentally killed me.

I assemble stories-me and a hundred million other people-at the sentence level. Not by coming up with a sweeping story line.

The other day I was playing Scrabble. I saw that I could close the space in D-E- -Y. I had an N and an F. Which do you think I chose? What was the word I made?

nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.