I wanted to be a veterinarian, but slipped up when I hit organic chemistry.

I would like to go for a ride with you, have you take me to stand before a river in the dark where hundreds of lightning bugs blink this code in sequence: right here, nowhere else! Right now, never again!

I get rational when I panic.

It is possible to imagine a person so entirely that the image resists attempts to dislodge it.

nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.

I'm not good at small talk; I'm not good at big talk; and medium talk just doesn't come up.

The year I began to say vahz instead of vase, a man I barely knew nearly accidentally killed me.