There’s so much I can’t read because I get so exasperated. Someone starts describing the character boarding the plane and pulling the seat back. And I just want to say, Babe, I have been downtown. I have been up in a plane. Give me some credit.

I moved through the days like a severed head that finishes a sentence.

nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.

I'm not good at small talk; I'm not good at big talk; and medium talk just doesn't come up.

I exaggerated even before I began to exaggerate, because it's true — nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.

The worst of it is over now, and I can't say that I am glad. Lose that sense of loss--you have gone and lost something else.

I want to know everything about you, so I tell you everything about myself.