They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

For peace of mind, I will lie about any thing at any time.

The worst of it is over now, and I can't say that I am glad. Lose that sense of loss--you have gone and lost something else.

I've always known when I start a story what the last line is. It's always been the case, since the first story I ever wrote. I don't know how it's going to get there, but I seem to need the destination. I need to know where I end up. It never changes, ever.

When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.

What I think," Chatty says, "is that if a man loves a woman more than a woman loves a man, then they're even.

I often feel the effects of people only after they leave me.