I have these meetings with really powerful men and they ask me all the time, 'Where are your kids? Are your kids here?' It's such a weird question. Never in a million years do I ask guys where their kids are. It would be comparable to me going to a guy, 'Do you feel like you see your kids enough?'

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.

I have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too much about how I look or how I come across, so that can sometimes... You know, I like to play those kinds of deluded but fun characters.

In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine.

However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, 'I'm just crying because of how wrong you are.'

Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success.