Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television.

I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.

When you do talk about yourself, or to yourself... try to picture you talking to your own daughter, or your younger sister. Because you would tell your younger sister or your daughter that she is beautiful, and you wouldn't be lying. Because she is. And so are you.

Ignore what other people think. Most people aren’t even paying attention to you.

You learn early as an actor that creating your own material is the only way to have any control.

Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony.

I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker.