Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive.
Amy PoehlerNew Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center.
Amy PoehlerBelieve me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each happily married at the time we all met.
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