Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.

Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet.

I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. (The American Apparel ads) I'm over this weird, exhausted girl. I'm over the girl that's tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls. I like people filled with life. I'm over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.

It’s never overreacting to ask for what you want and need.

Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.

I like to do things that challenge me and make me nervous.

We have to agree beforehand to divide the funniest lines between us. But Tina [Fey] is so brilliant that I just love every moment working with her and also just hanging out together as friends.