Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.

Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television.

Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about.

Reading was a way to make friends or enemies, a way to discover how all these different people exist in the world and to rub shoulders with them. The ability to feel as if you have met someone, as if that person exists in flesh and blood and that you relate to them somehow, makes you feel a lot less lonely. And it also makes you feel very brave.

If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?

Make no a complete sentence.