I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show).

Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.

I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.

The creation of the UCB Theatre is by far my proudest professional accomplishment.

You have to be where you are to get where you need to go.

Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony.

Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it.