I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.

That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.'

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?

Shame makes people abandon their children and drink themselves to death. It also keeps us from true happiness. An apology is a glorious release.

It’s very hard to have ideas. It’s very hard to put yourself out there, it’s very hard to be vulnerable, but those people who do that are the dreamers, the thinkers and the creators. They are the magic people of the world.

Anyone who has the kind of inventive and inspired comic sensibility to be able to do that kind of work must be pretty talented.

In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation's image. Also hurting the nation's image: letting people drown when it rains.