Well, the first thing we do is take our brain out and put it in a drawer. Stick it somewhere and let it tantrum until it wears itself out. You may still hear the brain and all the shitty things it is saying to you, but it will be muffled, and just the fact that it is not in your head anymore will make things seem clearer. And then you just do it.

Forgiveness is something that's always possibility.

Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier.

I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves.

Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television.

You have to be where you are to get where you need to go.

We have to agree beforehand to divide the funniest lines between us. But Tina [Fey] is so brilliant that I just love every moment working with her and also just hanging out together as friends.