When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And then when youre a working mother you have to pretend that you feel guilty all day long.

Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.

Your ability to navigate and tolerate change and its painful uncomfortablene ss directly correlates to your happiness and general well-being. See what I just did there? I saved you thousands of dollars on self-help books. If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier.

Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.

It is time to leave. Oprah has spoken.

Other people are not medicine.

Earlier today former Vermont Governor Howard Dean became the new head of the Democratic National Committee -- no word on who will be the neck.