Always remember your kid's name.

Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier.

Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.

I think the hardest thing is to know what you want, ask for it, and then to stop talking.

It's easier to be brave when you're not alone.

[At Boston College] I started working on the kinds of skills that you need for comedy. It's about being creative and learning to use your gift for being able to let loose and be very unself-conscious. It took me time though before I was really able to get comfortable doing that.

If you ever want to see heaven, watch a bunch of young girls play. They are all sweat and skinned knees. Energy and open faces.