Listen. Say yes. Live in the moment. Make sure you play with people who have your back. Make big choices early and often.

You aren't allowed to feel special, but no one knows the specific ways you are in pain.

Calling people 'sweetheart' makes most people enraged.

Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

There's nothing like watching a live performance of, frankly, anything. You have to make sure that people believe everything is improvised. I could not stress enough how little we [actors] prepare and what small amount of time we put in before these shows.

Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do. Sometimes it works.