If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

I do not improvise in heels.

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.

Calling people 'sweetheart' makes most people enraged.

The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet.

I think we should stop asking people in their 20s what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Instead of asking students to 'declare their major' we should ask students to 'list what they will do anything to avoid.' It just makes a lot more sense.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.