My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, โYou did it! You showed up! Letโs lie down.โ We all lie down and sheโs like, โHow is everybody feeling?โ Weโre like, โGreat!โ And the teacherโs like, โGreat!โ Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early.
Amy PoehlerI love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.
Amy PoehlerThe French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.
Amy PoehlerPresident Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed.
Amy PoehlerI don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old episodes of 'Law and Order,' the Benjamin Bratt/Jerry Orbach era.
Amy PoehlerI've failed a million times on stage. I've listened to notes that I knew weren't right. I've pitched ideas and let other people change them, knowing that it was the wrong choice. The question you have to ask yourself is: How do you want to fail? Do you want to fail in a way that feels like it respects your tastes and value system?
Amy Poehler