I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories. On one of our first nights together I woke up apologizing for my snoring and he pulled out two earplugs he had worn to bed so he could hear what I was saying.
Amy PoehlerBelieve me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each happily married at the time we all met.
Amy PoehlerPeople who read are people who dream, and we connect through the stories we live and tell and read.
Amy PoehlerSticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do. Sometimes it works.
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