I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet.

When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening.

I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares?

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

Everyone needs love, never hurt a living thing [and] don’t worry about the choices you make because everything will be fun because life is a closet filled with pool toys.

The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be.

I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.