There's nothing like watching a live performance of, frankly, anything. You have to make sure that people believe everything is improvised. I could not stress enough how little we [actors] prepare and what small amount of time we put in before these shows.

It's not communism, it's shouldn't be that everybody gets a try no matter how good or bad they are. It's our profession and our art, so we should eventually strive to be working with the best people.

Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.

If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.