Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success.

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.

I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?

Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.

Everybody is interesting when they are interested in something.

I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.