Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.

That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.'

Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is the reason why we are alive, and I believe it extends our life by many years.

Anyone who has the kind of inventive and inspired comic sensibility to be able to do that kind of work must be pretty talented.