Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet.

I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.

Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your 'nevers.'

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.

You can't stand around and wait to be asked to dance.

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.