I don't think a man who is fifteen years younger than me should tell me he is proud of me unless he is my sober coach or my time-travel dad.

Sometimes you have to kind of keep proving that you're improvising. That's the game, or the goal, of long-form TV improv, is that you have to kind of keep reminding and showing people that you're improvising, because they won't believe you really.

I think the hardest thing is to know what you want, ask for it, and then to stop talking.

In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation's image. Also hurting the nation's image: letting people drown when it rains.

If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding.

The creation of the UCB Theatre is by far my proudest professional accomplishment.

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.