Whenever I read stories of people doing huge pranks on set, all I think is, 'These people have too much time on their hands.' Besides, I don't want to make some poor assistant clean up someone's trailer after I've filled it with, say, Cadbury eggs. See? I can't even think of a good prank.

When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening.

I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet.

Calling people 'sweetheart' makes most people enraged.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.