I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.
Amy PoehlerSleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone, or you are being too hard on your friend, or you actually will win the race or the game or get the job. Sleep helps you win at life.
Amy PoehlerI used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker.
Amy PoehlerKeep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.
Amy Poehler