I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.
Amy SchumerI finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.
Amy SchumerWe had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
Amy Schumer