Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.

I just want to get the most money I can.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.