Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.