The truth is, whoever I've dated, if I've ever wanted to talk about them on stage, I've asked them first, and I've gotten their permission to tell a story or talk about them before I do it.

I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations.

I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.

I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.

It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.