The truth is, whoever I've dated, if I've ever wanted to talk about them on stage, I've asked them first, and I've gotten their permission to tell a story or talk about them before I do it.

I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I've been like, "I don't have to wear a bra tonight." If you're going to be on camera, you have to get it together, but other than that, I am pretty lazy as a woman.

Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.