The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.