Going gray is like ejaculating: you know it can happen prematurely, but when it does it comes as a total shock.

I have gas mask in my office because I took Chem/bio warfare training class so I can report in case of an attack. It’s on a copy of my head made by Madame Tussauds

I have a friend - I send her one text and I get 20 texts back. Guys don't want a million texts. It's exhausting.

My goodness, why is this woman [ Hillary Clinton ] at 46%? She's like the magic 46. She's 46% in the new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll, she's 46% in a lot of these swing states.

I don't have much experience, but the few times when I would go on a date with a girl - like when I was 12 - there was a lot of sharing, and a lot of talking, and a lot of asking how I am. They thought we were dating, and I was sort of hoping to meet their brothers.

A lot of compelling stories in the world aren't being told, and the fact that people don't know about them compounds the suffering.

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it.