[Andy Cohen] enjoy your fame more than anyone I know.

Everyone says buying your first apartment makes you feel like an adult. What no one mentions is that selling it turns you right back into a child.

I'm not trying to be something that I'm not. I'm just trying to be myself and talk about what I know, and admit what I don't know.

Going gray is like ejaculating: you know it can happen prematurely, but when it does it comes as a total shock.

Anyone who says they're not afraid at the time of a hurricane is either a fool or a liar, or a little bit of both.

As I was reading the book [Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries] I kept thinking, "Sweetie, you are dancing as fast as you can!"

You guys should know we do [ cover Obamacare, and ISIS, and radical Islamic terrorism] because you watch CNN all day long.