The simplest Surrealist act consists of dashing down the street, pistol in hand, and firing blindly, as fast as you can pull the trigger, into the crowd. Anyone who, at least once in his life, has not dreamed of thus putting an end to the petty system of debasement and cretinization in effect has a well-defined place in that crowd with his belly at barrel-level.
Andre BretonNo rules exist, and examples are simply life-savers answering the appeals of rules making vain attempts to exist.
Andre BretonIn the world we live in everything militates in favor of things that have not yet happened, of things that will never happen again.
Andre BretonHumor (is) the process that allows one to brush reality aside when it gets too distressing.
Andre Breton